An attractive girl

A woman told her husband, "You know what, yesterday I saw a very attractive girl!"

The husband couldn't believe his wife would say such a thing, so he asked, "So what happened?"

"I just kept looking at her, admiring her..." she replied.

"Wow, really!?" he exclaimed. "What happened then?"

"Well," she answered, "then I moved away from the mirror."
 

Bad mother

A little boy told his father, "Daddy, you know what, mommy has no idea at all to raise a child!"

His father was taken aback, he quickly replied, "What!? How could you say such a horrible thing!?"

"That's the truth! She always sends me to bed at night when I'm not sleepy, and wakes me up in the morning when I am!"
 

Limerick

A horny young woman named Kate,

had hoped for a really hot date.

But despite lots of kissing,

his erection was missing;

so next time she'll just masturbate.
 

A calm man

George's wife dies. He is calm, but his wife's lover is crying furiously.

Finally, George has to walk over to console him, "Don't worry buddy, I will marry again."
 

Opposite of laughing

"What is the opposite of laughing?" asked a teacher.

Immediately, a student raised his hand and answered, "Sex!"

"Shame on you! How can you say that?"

"Well, laughing is 'ha ha ha', whereby sex is 'ah ah ah'..."

 

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