Egyptian mummy

Two men are looking at an Egyptian mummy.

One of them says, "Look at him, so many bandages, I guess he was the victim in a severe truck accident."

The other responds, "Yes, you're right! The truck number is written here:
'BC1300' !!"
 

Swimming lesson

A sarcastic coach asked a student, "Hey you, can you swim?"

"No, sir," replied the student.

"Well," said the coach, "that means a dog is better than you!"

The student asked, "But sir, can you swim?"

"Yes!" answered the coach.

"Too bad," said the student, "no difference between you and the dog."
 

The reason

Two women are chatting.

"Me and my husband," says one of the women, "are no longer together."

"Oh, why?" asks the other.

"Well, could you live with a person who smokes weed, drinks a lot, has no job for eight years and always curses?"

"Hell no! of course I couldn't!"

"Well, he couldn't either!"
 

The reason (2)

"Ben, why didn't you get married?" asked Sam.

"Well, I'm a perfectionist, and I'm still looking for the perfect girl!" replied Ben.

"Okay," said Sam, "but don't tell me that you haven't met at least one girl that you wanted to marry."

Ben responded, "Oh yes, there was a girl once. I guess she was the perfect girl for me."

"And why didn't you marry her?" asked Sam.

Ben replied, "Well, she was looking for the perfect man."
 

Restaurant

"Tea or coffee, gentlemen?" asks a waiter.

"I'll have coffee." says the first customer.

"Me too, and be sure the cup is clean!" says the second customer.

So the waiter goes back to the kitchen and tell the cook, "Two coffee, with one in a clean cup."

 

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