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George Washington

A tour guide was showing the tourists around Washington.

He pointed out the place where George Washington supposedly threw a dollar across the Potomac River.

One of the tourists said, "That's impossible! No one could throw a coin that far!"

"You forget one thing," replied the guide. "A dollar went a lot farther in those days!"

The curse

On a plane, a man noticed that the woman sitting next to him was wearing the most dazzling diamond ring he had ever seen.

So he asked her about it.

"This is the Filansko diamond," she said. "I know it's unbelievably gorgeous, but it's attached to a terrible curse!"

"Oh God! What's the curse?" he asked.

Sadly, she replied, "Mr. Filansko."
 

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