Funny Good Jokes * Funny Short Jokes
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An atheist has no one to talk to during orgasm.

Men like women in leather because they smell like new cars.

The exam questions are always the same,
only the answers change!

A good lawyer knows the law.
A great lawyer knows the judge.

When a whore's house catches fire,
some come out running and some run out cuming!

A vagina is like a warm toilet seat.
They both feel good, but you wonder who was there before you.

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