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Whatever happens, behave as if you meant it to happen.

My girlfriend is overweight,
she starts fitting my wife's clothes.

When a man decides to marry, it may be the last decision he'll ever make.

A bad lawyer can have a case dragged out for several years. A good lawyer can make it last even longer.

We never have time to do it right the first time,
but there is always enough time to do it over.

Every married man should know:
The argument you just won with your wife isn't over yet.

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