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Different Perceptions
1
A man took his dog to the vet for the annual check-up.
"Your dog is overweight," said the vet. "You should cut back on his food
a little and make sure the dog gets some exercise. Just try playing
fetch with him."
"That's impossible," the man replied. "I can't play fetch with my dog."
"Why not?" asked the vet.
"He can't throw."
2
After a fruitless search, a teenager told his
mother that his contact lens was lost.
So his mother went upstairs, and in a few minutes she returned with the
lens in her hand.
"Mom, how did you manage to find it?" the teenager asked.
His mother replied, "Son, we weren't looking for the same thing. You
were looking for a small piece of plastic and I was looking for $135."
3
A man who already has five daughters desperately
wants a son.
Finally, his wish comes true. The overjoyed father throws a party to
celebrate the birth of his son.
At the party, some friends ask him,
"So, does the baby look like you, or his mom?"
And the man replies,
"Who cares? We haven't looked at his face yet!"
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