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Happy Life
If you think your life is bad...
How would you like to be an egg?
You only get laid once.
You only get eaten once.
It takes 4 minutes to get hard.
You share your box with 11 other guys.
The only chick that ever sat on your face was your mother.
So cheer up. Your life isn't that bad!
Human = eat + sleep + work + play
Pig = eat + sleep
so,
Human = pig + work + play
Therefore,
Human - play = pig + work
Conclusion:
A human who doesn't play = A working pig
The six most important words: "I admit I made a
mistake."
The five most important words: "You did a good job!"
The four most important words: "What is your opinion?"
The three most important words: "If you please..."
The two most important words: "Thank you."
The one most important word: "We..."
The least important word: "I..."
A Dutch was chatting with his American friend.
"Do you know," said the Dutch, "what our Netherlands flag symbolizes?"
"Oh, I don't know." replied the American.
The Dutch jokingly explained,
"Our flag symbolizes our taxes. We get red
when we talk about
them, white when we get our tax bill, and blue after
we pay them."
"That's the same with us," said the American. "Only we see stars, too."
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